Confessions of a Hybrid Man

Frankly, I find it satisfying each time the left wing media and their pathetic followers label me as heartless.  A foolish mistake on their part, which only further proves that I am superior in every possible facet of life.

So what if I have a metal mechanic heart inside my metaphysical human body?  Do you actually think a pure human could be this powerful?

Thanks to my robotic artificial blood pumping heart- I can now live forever. My heart be as hard as metal but I can sure tell you something that won't be when Rachel Maddow comes on television and that is my (insert my name here).