Andrew Jackson Appreciation Day

Happy Andrew Jackson Appreciation Day

Not everyone can be so blessed to be as divine as myself but the few who are on par to my greatness deserve recognition.  Thus, today I declare is no longer Thanksgiving.  I am issuing an executive order to declare the third Thursday of every November to be a celebratory occasion in honor of Andrew Jackson.  

He did a hell of a lot for our country like driving out those loin cloth wearing indians.  Jackson showed them that no sticks and stones would break our bones and shot them with some grade A weaponry. Andrew Jackson seized executive power and truly embodies the glory of an Imperial President.

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